Trip 7 · Cincinnati (border run)
The Frogman & the Sign Museum
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A medieval castle one stubborn man built by hand, the riverbank where a four-foot frog-person was twice reported to police, a warehouse of buzzing neon Americana, and chili served over spaghetti on purpose.
The route
North to Loveland OH → Chateau Laroche → American Sign Museum → Camp Washington → Oakley → optional Fairfield or Ft. Mitchell → home
Stops
Loveland Castle (Chateau Laroche)
A full medieval castle hand-built stone by stone starting in 1929 by one spectacularly determined man. Volunteer knights keep it wonderfully weird.
Frogman territory
Loveland's riverbanks are the alleged stomping grounds of a leathery frog-person reported in 1955 and 1972. The grinning frog statues around town are friendlier — count them.
American Sign Museum
Neon genies, giant fiberglass men, a glowing indoor Main Street. Possibly the best museum within two hours of Lexington. Closed early week.
Camp Washington Chili
Cincinnati's around-the-clock chili cathedral (closed Sundays). Order a 4-way; accept that the spaghetti is load-bearing.
Aglamesis Bro's
A 1908 marble ice-cream parlor, unchanged and unbothered.
Pick a finisher
Jungle Jim's (six acres of groceries with an animatronic Elvis lion) — or, booked ahead May 1–Sep 30, Vent Haven in Ft. Mitchell: the world's only ventriloquism museum, 900+ dummies, one unforgettable hour.
If the day runs long: Every October, BLINK turns 30+ blocks of Cincinnati and Covington into free projection-mapped light art (Oct 8–11, 2026, verified).
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