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Trip 12 · Bardstown & Lincoln country

Giants, Trains & the Ghost Tavern

~95 min out at backroad pace · Full day · ~160-mile loop · Windows-Down Score ●●●●○

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Lunch in a tavern that's fed travelers since 1779 (ghost roster longer than the menu), find three colossal wooden trolls hiding in a world-class forest, buy fudge from monks, and climb 56 steps to the marble temple over Lincoln's birthplace.

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The route

US 62/150 to Springfield → Bardstown → Clermont → New Haven → Gethsemani → Hodgenville → US 62 home

Stops

  1. Old Talbott Tavern

    Serving since 1779 — stagecoach travelers, exiled royalty, and (legend insists) Jesse James, whose alleged bullet holes remain upstairs. The fried chicken is fully corporeal.

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  2. Bernheim Forest Giants

    Three enormous trolls of reclaimed wood hiding in a world-class arboretum with a treetop canopy walk. Per-car donation on weekends.

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  3. Kentucky Railway Museum

    Historic coaches you actually ride through the Rolling Fork valley. Special-event days sell out.

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  4. Abbey of Gethsemani

    Trappist monks, thunderous silence, and a gift shop of monk-made fudge and famously boozy fruitcake. Whisper; buy fudge; leave changed.

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  5. Lincoln Birthplace

    Climb 56 granite steps — one per year of his life — into a marble memorial built around a symbolic birth cabin. Free, NPS-run, quietly enormous. Lincoln Days downtown: Oct 3–4, 2026 (verified).

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