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Trip 5 · Maysville & the Ohio River

The Transparent Pie River Run

~75 min out at backroad pace · Full day · ~145-mile loop · Windows-Down Score ●●●●●

EatsHistoryLittle kids OKGrade-school sweet spot

A 1780s log village you just walk into, floodwall murals like a comic book about a town, the amber sugar tart a movie star flies home for, and a ferry that's been crossing the Ohio since the 1790s.

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The route

US 68 to Old Washington → Maysville → KY 8 west along the river → Augusta → KY 19 → US 27 home

Stops

  1. Old Washington

    Log-cabin storefronts from the 1780s. The story goes that young Harriet Beecher Stowe witnessed an enslaved family sold on the courthouse steps here — a memory that fed Uncle Tom's Cabin. Heavy and important; the guides tell it well.

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  2. Maysville

    Floodwall murals, the astonishing KSB miniatures collection at the Gateway Museum Center (closed early week), and transparent pie at Magee's Bakery — the local tart George Clooney is known to carry home by the box.

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  3. KY 8 river road

    The best river-hugging drive in the state. Barges race you; barges lose.

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  4. Augusta & its ferry

    Riverfront lawn chairs, the Rosemary Clooney House museum, and a little ferry crossing since the 1790s (small cash toll, runs when the river behaves). Ride it over and back purely on principle.

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